What if I won the lottery?

Posted by: Glenn Roberts

What if I won the lottery? - 01/01/22 01:39 AM

I asked my wife what she would do if I won the lottery.

"Take my half and leave you in the dust!"

I gave her six bucks, which was half of the twelve-dollar scratch-off I just won.
Posted by: PerryMK

Re: What if I won the lottery? - 01/01/22 04:57 AM

I suspect rather than leaving she just might kick you out instead.
Posted by: Glenn Roberts

Re: What if I won the lottery? - 01/01/22 04:18 PM

Isn't that the definition of "win-win"?