shocked

People are usually shocked when they find out that I'm not a very good electrician.

Personally, I'm revolted.

Is your electrician's license current?

I'm alternating between laughing and crying. (Just remember, it's your post that sparked my imagination...)

One final short thought: I guess I'm just wired to appreciate puns.

Fortunately I'm insulated against shorts in the system.

Glad to hear you're well grounded.

I just hope you're protecting the family joules....

You seem to have made a connection with a number of the people on the board. I don't mean to crimp your style, but I think it's just a phase. Personally, I intend to remain insulated from it.

Did you mean "board" or "panel"?

No need to blow a fuse over semantics.

You're right. Maybe it's time to unplug.(But I think we should leave religion out of this.)