multitask

I was having a "discussion" with my girlfriend about which gender is better at getting things done, male or female. She insisted that women could multitask better than men. So I told her to sit down and be quiet.

She could do neither, but was surprisingly adept at knocking me off my feet while calling me an idiot.

I’m assuming that, not to be outdone, you then demonstrated how fast you could hop away while keeping your other foot firmly inserted in your mouth?!