How about one of those Budwieser aluminum beer bottles...like the one I found with the Scout troop doing some trail work last week <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> If you cork the top, then put a chute on the side you can let it stream right out <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Really though, I think Jason has it right, we have to lighten the corn kernels <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />