I am not a fan of multi-tools on the trail for lots of reasons...but wouldn't a simple Swiss Army knife meet most of your requirements? Don't some of them have locking blades? Some of them certainly have scissors...although no manly man is going to carry a tool that as a primary purpose as a pair of scissors!
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