Nah, I'm actually pretty dumb most of the time - I believe I just have a few years of "experience" on you - And that word doens't usually mean "smart" - it means "I did a bunch of stupid things once, and managed to not die, and remember them"

And yes, I've set up a tent in a hotel room - actually many times. How else would I dry it out to pack it up after washing it in the hotel tub before coming home