You're not really hunting bear, are you?
lol!
Here's a critter joke I still don't quite understand:
Bear and rabbit are going #2. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks, "Does poo stick to your fur?" The rabbit says, "Nope!" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit.
Wouldn't this be like using teflon-coated toilet paper?
My favorite is:
If a man alone in the forest speaks, and there are no women for 100-miles around, is he still wrong?
And finally:
A hiker skipped church one Sunday to go for a trek in the mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided!
The hiker stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit. Finally he crashed into a boulder, breaking both legs. As the bear closed in, the hiker cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly, the clouds parted and a beam of light shown down on the bear. It skidded to a halt at the hiker's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
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