So Sven and Ollie are fishing when Ollie asks Sven for a light and Sven pulls this huge 10 inch lighter out of his tackle box and lights Ollie's smoke.
So Ollie says, "Sven were did you get that huge lighter?"
"Well Ollie I got it from my genie who lives in my tackle box"
About then out pops a small genie and Ollie says, "Hey genie, I'm a friend of Svens can you grant me a wish too?
So the genie says "Sure one wish".
So Ollie say "I want a million bucks".
Instantly there a million ducks just flying everywhere.
Ollie looks to Sven who says "Oh yeh I forgot to tell ya, the genies a bit hard of hearing, do you think I wished for a ten inch BIC?
These are my own opinions based on wisdom earned through many wrong decisions. Your mileage may vary.