I should be a better person

My girlfriend said I should be a better person and instead of telling people to get lost, I should try to be helpful. So from now on I will say things like “how can I help you to get lost?”

Has she also discovered a way to fix stupid? That inability always knocks me off the "better person" pedestal.

She can't fix stupid, but she has learned that judiciously applied duct tape can muffle the sound. Don't ask me how I know this.