Let them know what I'm capable of

Everyone has heard that if a bird poops on your car to eat chicken wings on the front porch to let them know what you're capable of.

I do the same thing when I see a bear vandalizing my property. I eat Bear Claws on the front porch to let them know what I'm capable of.

You must be retired.

To which the only reply could be: "Nope, just normal tired." (Groan. Sorry.)