Posted by: PerryMK
Christmas humour - 12/15/17 09:40 AM
A judge was in a festive mood around Christmas time and decided he would be lenient on the next defendant to appear before him. So when the next defendant appears, the judge asks him what he did. The defendant replied, "Shopping early for Christmas, sir!" The judge said, "That is not a crime. When did you start shopping for Christmas?" To which the defendant replied, "Before the store opened, sir"
Posted by: Glenn Roberts
Re: Christmas humour - 12/15/17 04:52 PM
Good one!
In the spirit of the season, here’s a Christmas riddle:
Most people believe Santa has 9 reindeer (Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, and Rudolph.) In fact, he has 10 - can you come up with the last reindeer’s name?
Posted by: 4evrplan
Re: Christmas humour - 12/16/17 07:38 PM
Dancer
Nevermind, you listed Comet twice, so that's still only 9.
Posted by: Glenn Roberts
Re: Christmas humour - 12/16/17 08:08 PM
Thanks, 4evrplan, I fixed it.
For the good catch, here's a hint: the name is in the "Rudolph" song.
Posted by: BZH
Re: Christmas humour - 12/18/17 12:38 PM
"All of the Other"
or maybe I should say Olive the Otter Reindeer?
Posted by: Glenn Roberts
Re: Christmas humour - 12/18/17 05:54 PM
That’s it! Olive, the other reindeer!
Merry Christmas!