"Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog!

Posted by: Jester

"Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 12/22/15 07:35 PM

Hello all! As previously mentioned elsewhere, the "O'Mails" blog has been renamed. As a result, the links on the previous thread won't work. But you can still access all of the old articles here:

Night Hiking To Mars

And there's a new article, which you can find here:

Hiker Claims Fastest Known Time For "Twiple Crown"

Hope you like it!
Thanks!
Posted by: OregonMouse

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 12/22/15 09:02 PM

Love it! Turns out I have hiked the "Twiple" myself!
lol

Can we think of an award for someone who has hiked 5 miles on each of the three trails? Actually, I've done a lot more on the PCT and CDT, but that's my distance for the AT. In fact, I did that AT stretch (Hawk Mt. in Pennsylvania) while 8 1/2 months pregnant, which should be some kind of record.
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 01/02/16 10:30 AM

Here's the Year-End Wrap-Up for Night Hiking To Mars.
Happy New Year to all, and there will be more articles to come in 2016!

Night Hiking To Mars Best Of 2015
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 01/13/16 02:29 PM

First blog post of 2016!
Hope you like it!

NASCAR Fans Urge Hikers And Equestrians To "Share The PCT"
Posted by: Jester

The Appalachian Trail in Baxter State Park - 02/03/16 10:34 AM

Here's the latest Night Hiking To Mars article!
Enjoy!

The Northern Terminus Of The Appalachian Trail: A Modest Proposal
Posted by: BZH

Re: The Appalachian Trail in Baxter State Park - 02/03/16 06:32 PM

I don't see anything about eating babies?
Posted by: Jester

Re: The Appalachian Trail in Baxter State Park - 02/04/16 11:59 AM

Originally Posted By BZH
I don't see anything about eating babies?


It's thru-hikers.
The baby eating is assumed.
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 02/22/16 12:31 PM

Not a full article, but a collection of some of the hiking memes I've made.

Hiking Memes Volume Two
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 03/06/16 02:33 PM

Here's a follow-up article on hiking the Widths of Trails, for those interested in Guidebooks!

Guidebooks For Trail Widths: A Review
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 07/14/16 11:16 PM

In keeping with the theme, this one is a quick read:

“Why on Earth would you speed hike?”
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 03/21/17 04:08 PM

After a long absence (again), here's a new Night Hiking To Mars article!

If you're concerned about ticks, this probably won't really be helpful at all.

Gear Review: BSR Pack Possum™
Posted by: Glenn Roberts

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 03/21/17 09:59 PM

QC seems to be an issue. In my experience, they're born dead by the side of the road.

Also, the initial programming involves added equipment: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done." So now you need a chicken - and I bet, like pack covers and tent footprints, they aren't included with the Pack Possum?
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 03/22/17 03:57 PM

Wait. Isn't everyone already carrying a chicken?
Posted by: Jester

"Night Hiking To Mars" Blog takes on The Camino - 08/09/17 12:17 PM

This is the first in a series of NHTM articles about the Camino de Santiago.
Hope you like it!

The Camino For American Long Distance Hikers (Part One)
Posted by: Jester

"Night Hiking To Mars" on the Camino, Part 2 - 08/13/17 01:30 PM

Hey all! Here's part 2 of the Camino series. Enjoy!

The Camino For American Long Distance Hikers, Part 2: En La Mochila
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 09/01/17 12:18 PM

Third Camino series article is up! Every Day Is Town Day!

The Camino For American Long Distance Hikers, Part 3: ¡Cada día es un día en la ciudad!
Posted by: Jester

Re: "Night Hiking To Mars" Hiking Humor Blog! - 10/29/17 11:23 AM

Last article in the Camino series!

The Camino For American Long Distance Hikers, Part 4: La Mezcolanza