I'm posting this joke telepathically...

I'm posting this joke telepathically so if you think of something funny today, that was me.

I'm psychic - I KNEW that had to be you! It made Pepsi come out of my nose! Where'd you ever hear that one?

I was wondering if anyone else got the joke.

I knew you'd wonder.

I won the psychic of the year award in 2016!

Not bad for telling an old joke.

I was going to make a joke about time traveling but nobody liked it.

You know what.... I did laugh last Friday... THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, LUDE, SEXIST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD! You should be ashamed of yourself! I can't believe you would say that in public.

I am glad I found this thread. I was really feeling guilty having thoughts like that. I'll admit I chuckled a bit... but you should still be ashamed of yourself.

Yes, you really should be ashamed of yourself (twice, if you're not too tired...but that's a different joke.)

I heard it next week.

Tomorrow I posted my teleported witty response last week, but now I can't remember what it was so I'll have to wait with the rest of you to find out

I posted another response this coming Sunday. It won't show up until then.