The cops came to my door...

and told me my dog was chasing a kid down the street on a bike. I told them my dog doesn't have a bike and went back inside.

Chuckle !

Scrambled sentence structure can be irritatingly funny.

If you like this sort of thing, and I do, check out "Eats, shoots, and leaves."

And the title refers to Koala bears.

And illustrates the power of the comma!